Bachelorette : All things MEN

30 guys fighting for 1 girl. With so many MEN involved, you gotta keep up with the Mancabulary.

I've learned a lot of MANstuff from watching The Bachelorette.

First up, the MANcabulary. Its a collection of MANwords.

MANties - male panties or skivvies or new word for boring old 'underwear'.

MANkini - male version of Bikini. See my post about Ed Swiderski's Mankini in Maui.

MAN-UP - be MAN enough to fess-up (something toe-licking Tanner couldn't do until 2 episodes after he spilled the girlfriend beans on Wes)

Last but not least The MANCode.

The 'Code' by which all men live. Supposedly (supposably? <-- Joey reference!)

Apparently its some unspoken set of rules men go by like not ever sleeping with a friend's girl (ex or current) and not spilling the beans on a friend's indiscretions (eg ratting on Wes having a girlfriend).

If the latter rule is anything to go by, I say STUFF the MANCode, do what your heart feels is right.

What am I ranting on about? I've just watched the Bachelorette : Men Tell All Special. Pretty entertaining stuff, always fun to watch men bitch like women. And lemme tell you they are as bitchy if not more. More info on that episode and my predictions for the finale here.

Plus here's a sneak peek at this week's finale (happening in the US in like 6 hours from now!)

SO EXCITING!!!!

I CANNOT WAIT TIL WEDNESDAY ARRRRRGH!

xoxo, s.

The Bachelorette : Men Tell All Special - SURPRISE!

Just noticed, Ed looks damn pui-pui (fat) here! Kiptyn looks like his suit doesnt fit. And Reid, poor Reid, looks the best outta the 3.

UPDATE ON THE BACHELORETTE :

Bachelorette Jillian Harris is down to 2 men.

Kiptyn Locke and Ed Swiderski.

Last week she sent home Reid Rosenthal, this guy right here, cos he couldn't say those 3 little words.

The week before she sent home this guy, Wes Hayden, all-round-no-goodnik or victim of bad editing?

Well, we're meant to see all that in this week's Men Tell All special (the traditional 'reunion' episode where all the eliminated men return to 'tell all'). Coincidentally, Wes and Reid are no-shows. What are producers up to now??

Check out what I've found out here.

xoxo, s.

ps. In the meantime, as usual, Wednesday just can't come any sooner!

When Will Wednesday Come?

Why is Wednesday so FAR AWAY???

I want to watch the NEXT episode of Bachelorette - cannot tahan already....fasterrrrr!

I watched Ep 7 last night, and jaw dropped from the start to end.

WTH does Jillian see in WES? I mean, blinded by love is one thing, but this is ridiculously obvious that he's not here for her....

Plus, there's the shifty eyes, awful exaggerated Southern drawl....the guy has NO GOOD written all over his face. (and not even in the delicious devilish way that Chuck Bass has 'BAD' written on him!)

See what others think about him here...

I shall blog more about it later....in the meantime, here's what I have to say in a nutshell (or picture)...

gotta dash cos my kids are up and they don't like it when mommy is 'working on the computer'!

Right now, WEDNESDAY just can't come fast enough (despite being less than 9 hrs away)

(Eh mio TV ppl , what time you all load the next ep ah? 12am? I will be sitting and waiting at 12am tonight man....

need my Bachelorette fix...)

*note to self : mustn't sound like such a hardcore Junkie all the time...

Yes! Now its LESS than 8 hours away, only 7 hours and 52 minutes to Wednesday!!!

mio TV don't let me down...please have Ep8 ready to go at 12.01am (ok i give allowance 5 minutes...12.05am ---> Wednesday already waaat!)

xOxO, s.